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Hi guys! Sorry to say this but--

This journal is now archive only - I've moved over to dreamwidth. It's got anon commenting turned on and stuff, so feel free to drop me a line whenever!

But never fear, you don't need to make an account on DW to keep up with my stuff (well, unless you want to, I certainly wouldn't be opposed to that!) I'm also on AO3, so you can subscribe to me there to get all my output (but I do talk about more stuff on DW):

And if you're not on AO3, then you can also just follow my DW on your RSS feed by plugging in:

And now, thanks to fleete, you can still have me appear on your friends page by friending the LJ feed for my DW, luncheedw! (Fair warning though, it is newly created and thus will take some time to show up - and once it does, your friends page will be flooded with entries that I have created in the past two weeks - it's a feed thing that I've got no control over, sorry! Also, the embed that I use for audio streaming isn't compatible with LJ, so you'll have to click the DW link to play those D: )

(why don't I just crosspost, you ask? Well, see -- when I was young I thought it would be cool to keep my username but have a place where I could put all my fannish stuff, thus I made a comm! But uh, you can't crosspost to comms, so... here's my attempt at a workaround.)

I hope to see you guys around on AO3 and DW, as well as LJ :)

Thank god SH is in the public domain or I would be in dangerrrrr

ok so I found out Lucy Liu got cast as Watson in CBS' version of Sherlock Holmes and OMG, ASIANS ON TV YES I LIKE THIS VERY MUCH (I don't know why you would call this Sherlock Holmes though if you don't also make Sherlock a woman because you know, the transcendental nature of their friendship and everything but you know what, asians on TV yessssssss)

In celebration of this, have this reading I did of the first part of 'A Scandal in Bohemia' - GENDERSWAPPED :D

Download MP3 (14MB)

Look idk I just really like the idea of Victorian ladies being fashionable, wearing cool shit and solving crime.

See if you can guess the bits I changed that weren't pronouns ;) 

But uh yeah, I don't really know if people would be into this, I kind of did it for shits and giggles but... Are there people who want this? And where else could I post this to?

Poll #1823679 The (Genderswapped) Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

Should I record more genderswapped!Holmes?

If it was there i would download it I guess
Why would you spend time doing this?


[podfic] TSN: The Giraffe Notes

Title: The Giraffe Notes
Author (and artist!)jeyhawk
Wonder Beta: yue_ix
The Social Network RPF
Pairing: Jesse Eisenberg/Andrew Garfield 
Rating: NC17
Duration: 2:34:09
Song Credit: I Knew I Loved You by Savage Garden
The impossible love story of a mouse and a giraffe featuring a crush that last a decade, a very grateful movie star, the fine art of falling in love over the internet, a possibly naughty tattoo, three awesome friends, cats, nerves, and a spectacular first date.


A story comprised of all my favourite tropes! And super cute to boot.

I've gone to some extra trouble inserting pictures in the appropriate places - a new 'cover' for every 'chapter' to enhance your enjoyment of the story - so download the audiobook if you can! 

Download: MP3 (82MB) || Audiobook (71MB)
Archive Links: MP3 || Audiobook

Comments appreciated and loved.

[podfic] Prove All My Hypotheses

Edit: Hey guys, if you enjoy podfic, why not get more and help a good cause at the same time?

Title: Prove All My Hypotheses
Wonder Beta: revolutionaryjo
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: NC17
Duration: 1:46:18
Song Credit: Prove my hypotheses by Death Cab For Cutie
Merlin is an emo/scene kid. Arthur is a jock with a secret kink for emo/scene kids. They meet in a club and chaos ensues.  Privately referred to as, "Merlin and Arthur are full of feelings."


For the patiently long suffering crinklysolution, who has been waiting for me to get off my arse and deliver her auction prize for help_japan for a very, very long time.  

As this story is one of Merlin fandom's favourite things, I'm kind of nervous. Eeep. 
Download from mediafire: MP3 (50MB) || Audiobook kindly compiled by cybel 
Download from Jinjurly's archive: MP3 || Audiobook

Comments appreciated and loved.

[podfic] dirigibles and talking dogs

Title: dirigibles and talking dogs
Fandoms: Up x Toy Story
Pairings: Andy x Russell
Rating: PG13
Duration: 12:12
Russell has a test for his dates. He calls it The Mr. Fredrickson Test.


I love Pixar ;_; and just about died when I found not only fanfiction, but cute crossover fanfiction! Internet, the gift that keeps on giving ♥

A huge, huge shout out to paraka for being wonderful and letting a bunch of us (including me!) host things through her. You rock! 
Download: MP3 (5MB)  Archive Link

Comments appreciated and loved.

[podfic] once and future

Title: Once and Future
Fandoms: Merlin x Torchwood
Pairings: Merlin/Arthur, Captain Jack/Ianto, teeeeensy bit of Merlin/Jack
Rating: PG13
Immortal Beta: revolutionaryjo 
Duration: 1:27:20
Song Credit: I'm Waiting by Cicada
Four times Merlin Emrys met Jack Harkness (and one time he met Jack Harkness).

A clever twist on the old 5+1 format! And who doesn't like immortals chilling with each other? Recorded for fish_echo for her winning help_japan bid! I am not even going to look at how much time has passed between her winning and my actually delivering the goods, because it embarrasses me A LOT.  
Download: podbook (83MB) || MP3@Archive (40.04MB)

Comments will live on in my heart for five thousand years!

Check Your Payments

If you have ever paid for your livejournal account, check your Account Status.

Users have reported that automatic payments have been mysteriously turned onLots of people are crying foul, especially as many users have turned off automatic payments (and payments in general) in response to the whole Release 88 debacle. If you know any user who has ever given their credit details to livejournal, warn them. LJ claims that this is a case of 'users thinking they have turned off auto payments when they have not', but many users who have never used the automatic payment function had this function mysteriously activated. LJ may have turned on your automatic payment and is trying to suck money from you

Once again, if you have ever paid for your livejournal account, check your Account Status

Signal Boost!

If you haven't already, run to download revolutionaryjo's brilliant reading of A Thousand Threads of What-Might-Have-Beens, the latest installment of the Paradox Series, by wordstrings. Don't worry if you haven't read the series, I wasn't familiar with it before this podfic and I can tell you it doesn't matter overly much (but of course, there's nothing stopping you from downloading those podfics either!) because it is absolutely brilliant, and brilliantly read.

Also, the way revolutionaryjo has used music in her reading is BAD. ASS. Trust me. You will freak out because it is so damn cool.